MOOSE COMICS

qwerty lives

2012-02-14T18:49:00.000-06:00

gretzky scores

tennis hallucinations

2012-02-13T18:43:00.001-06:00

still better than tennis flashbacks, I guess.

damn you, time racket! (a division of conglomoburger)

2012-02-12T19:41:00.000-06:00

The question isn't where, but when. hurr hurr hurrrr

uh yeah

2012-02-11T20:40:00.002-06:00

So I guess Cap Nam isn't dead but he looks a little out of it. This is by far one of the laziest comics I have done so far this year.

explode alamode

2012-02-10T17:57:00.002-06:00

now that this fucking thing is up, I'm going to go drink beers with Ben.

what's so great about donuts anyway?

2012-02-09T17:37:00.002-06:00

blargh!

burnt pickles

2012-02-08T00:06:00.000-06:00

dear sweet xenu I'm hungry.

2012-02-07T22:22:00.003-06:00

zarblezarble

gettin stabby

2012-02-06T22:37:00.002-06:00

shit goes down: the musical

2012-02-05T00:04:00.000-06:00

goin' for a wander

2012-02-04T22:32:00.000-06:00

Pickle Factory used to be a restaurant that only served single pickles, but Simon was their only customer so they went bankrupt. Sorry Simon.

blowing up another pickle factory

2012-02-03T08:57:00.000-06:00

bastard!

everything is better in the summertime

2012-02-01T18:21:00.000-06:00

a-wah

2012-01-31T18:33:00.002-06:00

Ending the first month on a positive note. I wonder if Ben is still going...oh...oh he is. Well...good. The comics duel continues next month! By which I mean tomorrow!!!

durrrrrrrr

2012-01-30T18:35:00.002-06:00

Is Cap-Nam showing remorse? Or is it just gas? WHO KNOWS?

thwack

2012-01-29T14:37:00.000-06:00

yeah, that's right.

time travel comics?

2012-01-28T14:35:00.001-06:00

I played a really fun all ages show at Sacred Tree Yoga last night with some rad friends. It was a lot of kids' first show, and that was a damn good one to have. Greg Rekus crowd surfing on a guitar case at the end of his song, and the audience participation in general whether it was singing along or dancing or whatever. 600% fun.

the goddamn pickle factory

2012-01-27T00:39:00.002-06:00

pickles are their number one export besides duck, antler wax, and sentient jellybeans.

2012-01-26T23:52:00.001-06:00

this probably won't even post properly and on time, but whatever. the internet has decided it hates me today, and won't let me upload a goddamn thing.

oh goddamnit

2012-01-25T22:46:00.003-06:00

Jesus hates me today. Or maybe it's Buddha. Either way, this took an hour to upload!

donuts = capitalism, I guess

2012-01-24T17:40:00.000-06:00

Yeah, I don't fuckin' know. Daily comics, woo!

muggings aren't a problem on mooseworld because no one acknowledges them

2012-01-23T00:04:00.001-06:00

holy jesus I am tired.

things and stuff

2012-01-22T00:00:00.000-06:00

plllllooooop

the latest comic

2012-01-21T16:02:00.000-06:00

get it?

yes, flugldorf is a carrotian surname

2012-01-20T00:03:00.000-06:00

I don't fuckin' know. I'm tired, and putting off drawing a longer comic like I want to. Probably this weekend. In other news, this was the first day in 20 days that I didn't draw my comic listening to Playtime Posse (or anything else for that matter).

he's gettin higher than a vampire on fire

2012-01-19T00:12:00.000-06:00

By the time this posts I will hopefully be asleep. How? MAGIC.

I was going to post a longer comic today but am tired, so that explains this one. Somehow.

drugs drugs drugs, which are good? for getting high i mean?

2012-01-18T00:00:00.000-06:00

Ask your mom or ask your dad. Thanks to Ben for accidentally reminding me that I needed to put stubble on the Chief's face. the comic he just posted is funny, and better than anything I have ever drawn in my most sober and artful moment. Goddamnit.

pillllzzzzz

2012-01-17T00:37:00.000-06:00

comic and I feel like puking. goodnight.

the chief doesn't do much else since his divorce

2012-01-16T00:00:00.000-06:00

This stupid story is really moving along nicely and stupidly. I'm experimenting with shades of grey, watch out!

moosish law: it makes sense if you're a moose

2012-01-15T02:07:00.000-06:00

stabbings are pretty common in donut shops really

2012-01-14T00:02:00.000-06:00

Is this the end of Agent S? Probably, he did get stabbed in the back with what looks like a carrot-shaped knife.

uhhhh

2012-01-13T01:17:00.000-06:00

Uh oh. Looks like something is actually happening for once.

donut shop: the return

2012-01-12T00:18:00.000-06:00

In the multiple years I have drawn comics, they've never actually made it to this donut shop they're so obsessed with. But that's where this is heading. I hope it's as much a disappointment for them as it is for you, reader.

this is the latest i have posted so far

2012-01-11T13:56:00.001-06:00

That ends the story with the carrot-man, I suppose.

the S isn't for Stupid, but it could be

2012-01-10T00:10:00.000-06:00

10 days of shitty comics in a row! Wow! That's so super duper impressive! Ben's are way funnier, and now they're over at his other site.

agent s: classy as a damn hell ass king

2012-01-09T00:15:00.000-06:00

The last panel sucks (again) but I dunno, whatever it's still a comic right?

waiting, waiting, waiting TO EAT

2012-01-08T00:04:00.000-06:00

One-armed carrots demand satisfaction.

carrots, much like babies, don't enjoy being bitten

2012-01-07T00:12:00.000-06:00

Especially on the ass. There really isn't any crime on Mooseworld, because everyone's too stupid to realize they could be committing crimes. Or something.

carrot aren't food

2012-01-06T00:04:00.001-06:00

The last panel on this one sucks, but it will do.

carrot men: they're real or something

2012-01-05T00:49:00.000-06:00

Carrot-men. Yeah, deal with it.

humans are dumb

2012-01-04T00:20:00.000-06:00

they haven't eaten in years

2012-01-03T00:11:00.000-06:00

and again

2012-01-02T02:00:00.000-06:00

trying a few different things as I get used to drawing on a computer again. comics will probably not look the same day-to-day. might even improve in quality, but probably not.

a swift kick to the moose-nuts

2012-01-01T00:19:00.003-06:00

Off to a good start or something. Your move, Ben.

EDIT: Apparently Ben is posting his comics on "tumblr" instead, and Arthur is posting drawings of every Pokemon from memory. IT HAS BEGUN.

returning again january 1st

2011-12-29T00:31:00.002-06:00

Me and Ben are doing another comics duel. We each have to post a comic every day in 2012. First person to miss a day (you get one freebie) owes the other $50. Also, I can't just do every comic about poop. WHAT A CHALLENGE. I'm drawing with my tablet again, because my scanner done broke. FUN TIMES. I really need that $50, so maybe I won't be such a lazy bastard this time around!

oh hey more comics fuuuun

2011-06-03T09:12:00.004-05:00

so maybe comics on a regular basis again if I don't forget for a million years.

scanner troubles

2011-04-12T05:50:00.001-05:00

comics coming soon

more shit

2011-03-30T22:36:00.001-05:00

eahgh4fsdfh

the rise of shit-monster parts one through five

2011-03-29T12:30:00.003-05:00

More comics about poop, and loosely about math. Not really though. Am I the worst at web comics yet? Time will tell. Time and more poop jokes.

having an average thursday

2011-03-24T22:21:00.001-05:00

bzzzap

almost forgot to post these

2011-03-24T04:11:00.000-05:00

well fuck, i already missed a day again.

11 comics 4 days late

2011-03-21T22:33:00.002-05:00

here they are. more regular updates from now on possibly.

glargh

2011-03-17T09:38:00.001-05:00

ok, i'm a week behind on updates. today they'll be up for sure.

dur

2011-03-16T08:04:00.002-05:00

comics coming later today, for now here's some posters i have made lately:

these comics

2011-03-10T23:55:00.000-06:00

these comics are awful but i refuse to try any harder than this on certain days of the week.

linux comics

2011-03-09T01:51:00.000-06:00

yeah

big post

2011-03-07T21:59:00.001-06:00

big ol' post. there was a house show saturday and haven't been feelin' well but updates should be regularly normal now.

unfun game and sausage touchin' comics

2011-03-01T22:31:00.002-06:00

I can't remember why sausages hang from the sun in the world of meese, but they do.

pointless comics

2011-02-27T23:00:00.002-06:00

That is all.

sidewalk hallucinations

2011-02-26T00:22:00.000-06:00

yep

this is still going on

2011-02-24T11:04:00.002-06:00

oh hey look more of this shit.

lesson comics

2011-02-21T22:48:00.002-06:00

zasdkgoigbcvc

purposely inaccurate star trek comics

2011-02-20T13:04:00.002-06:00

the only accurate thing said in this comic is in the first panel. it's a random line from the episode I was watching drawing this. yep. set out to piss off trekkies, but only pissed off myself. time to watch more original series and pass out. haahadfahasjldfgkjlhelpmecthulu

garbage day

2011-02-19T22:12:00.001-06:00

because dumping shit from your balcony 5 stories up is the responsible thing to do

splort 2/2

2011-02-18T23:01:00.001-06:00

Today's comic brought to you by FBS (fragrant bowel syndrome, or fuckin' bull shit)

pants shitting comics

2011-02-17T22:49:00.000-06:00

agxcgsrthsjty

mooooooore comics

2011-02-16T13:16:00.002-06:00

the dream comics weren't even that great by the look of it so it's no real loss.

val einstein's day comics

2011-02-14T22:00:00.000-06:00

Yeah, that's right.

shit and donuts

2011-02-12T20:33:00.002-06:00

Finally cleaned the USB cable enough to use. So gross. Comics every day again now.

updatez

2011-02-11T14:39:00.000-06:00

updates are seriously coming I've been cleaning dog crap off the USB cable for my printer. really wish I was kidding about that one. so gross.

things

2011-02-09T02:47:00.001-06:00

you have to twirl around at just the right speed to make a turd curl like that. bleh

holyshitsomanycomics

2011-02-06T11:19:00.003-06:00

here's comics. more tomorrow. probably.

missed updates

2011-02-06T04:18:00.001-06:00

it occurs to me that i've been forgetting to update. for a while. a bunch will be posted in a few hours. for now enjoy this portrayal of a happy face

:D

turds eleven

2011-02-01T12:58:00.004-06:00

For something that doesn't matter at all I sure am sticking to this pretty decently. or something.

TURDS ten

2011-01-31T10:26:00.003-06:00

Good way to start the week.

TURDS nine

2011-01-30T12:08:00.003-06:00

Continuing the idiocy.

TURDS eight

2011-01-29T11:18:00.003-06:00

Today Mr. Bush-Head looks like a cross between boognish and voltorb. Or something. More dumb comics tomorrow.

TURDS six and seven

2011-01-28T06:53:00.001-06:00

Is this stupid storyline drawing to a close? WHO KNOWS.

TURDS V: TERRORSTOMPER

2011-01-26T13:21:00.003-06:00

Point being never look too closely at anything.

turds trois et quatre

2011-01-25T13:20:00.001-06:00

I have a bad habit of forgetting to upload some days that I'm trying to break. I put a little extra effort into today's strip I think. It looks slightly less horrible than usual.

turds deux

2011-01-23T12:37:00.001-06:00

Continuing the tradition of making stupid and pointless comics. For a full month now.

turds

2011-01-22T12:27:00.004-06:00

Will this be part of another stupid and pointless story arc? probably. the last panel is the worst thing I've ever drawn. almost.

mr. bush-head lives and friendship comics

2011-01-21T11:55:00.003-06:00

Only a day behind this time instead of two or whatever.

super late comics

2011-01-19T11:50:00.002-06:00

Three comics cuz I fell behind working on another thing that I do. Comics probably on time from now on for a few days again at least.

cannibalism and axe murderer comics

2011-01-16T08:18:00.003-06:00

Yesterday I had to work til 10 AM instead of the usual 7:30. I had no idea why until almost 9 AM. So all I did on gettin' home was take my dog for a walk, put on an episode of Dexter, and fall asleep. Probably why today's comic involves axe murder, but Mooseman is also a hit man so I guess it fits his character. He really does seem to be enjoying it, though.

asaethdfjdghjuyv

2011-01-15T12:11:00.002-06:00

gurgahldsfg so little sleep. comic later tonight or two tomorrow brain shutting down blurhkzks.

fart club and weather comics

2011-01-14T11:32:00.002-06:00

I forgot to post again. My pen ran out shortly after drawing yesterday's strip. Used a different one today, so far so good I guess.

dog observation comics

2011-01-12T11:29:00.001-06:00

This is what I think a three day time lapse of my dog would look like. She does this often is what I'm saying.

murder comics V

2011-01-11T12:03:00.002-06:00

Pretty sure this is the end of this round of pretending to care about a continuing story of any kind. At least Lookout is dead. I like the idea of Mooseman as an assassin, cuz he's pretty stupid. On that note, here's the drawing I've been working on for a possible t-shirt/album cover for my band. We're recording this month! Woo!

Side note, Shang-A-Lang are amazing.

murder comics IV

2011-01-10T11:35:00.004-06:00

There might be one more in this dumb little arc. Or else this is the end. In which case SURPRISE! THE END! Lookout was the worst character ever, anyway.

murder comics part III

2011-01-09T05:48:00.004-06:00

It continues. Stupid as ever, early as promised. The Chief sure has a problem with pills. and yes, I spelled it wrong.

murder comics part II

2011-01-08T21:27:00.003-06:00

This one is late, tomorrow's will be early.

two comix friday

2011-01-07T11:41:00.004-06:00

The first comic is a joke about chest hair and this album, which in my explaining it gets soooo much less funny. The second one is the beginning of what will ultimately be a stupid and disappointing story arc. But I actually really like how the drawings turned out in that last panel.

worst comic

2011-01-05T10:18:00.003-06:00

That's what a burning moose looks like. Yep. Oh and I found my pen. Yep.

P.S. Ben has been updating his comic again lately. Most of the time the drawings are simple, like here, but the dude is a wicked talented artist and occasionally makes full use of his skills and those ones are my favourites.

this is what i want to do when i lose a pen in the middle of drawing a comic

2011-01-04T11:18:00.003-06:00

The stupidly long title says it all. I actually lost my pen between drawing the 2nd and 3rd panels. I am terrible at this.

shitty and cold outside comics

2011-01-03T10:13:00.003-06:00

After this I'll be posting them daily instead of forgetting to post them and then posting a few.

there will be comics

2011-01-03T05:10:00.001-06:00

later this morning after I get home and stuff.

national run from the cops day

2011-01-01T13:29:00.004-06:00

I can dream. First strip of the new year and hopefully I will not miss a day. Happy birthday Earth! You're 2011 years old now, according to holy scriptures from my new church the Crazy People Society. In other news I just got around to watching The Chase, starring Charlie Sheen and Henry Rollins. LAUGHTER ENSUED. Pretty good movie, really.

more dumb comics

2010-12-31T08:37:00.003-06:00

forgot to do something yesterday so i made a comic from a conversation had last night. then a double long comic to end the year. and what a year it has been. blah de blah blah blah.

hangover comics deux

2010-12-29T15:38:00.004-06:00

today's comic brought to you by mutt and andrea being in town, and coming over to the 'mansion with a lot of beer. rat pack pat came by too, so we had a bass-less shotgun party jam which was just us playing our set once.